Kari Assad
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Hey there, I’m Kari Assad. I’m Mexican, Lebanese, French and German. I’m never not gassy.

 

Kari Assad is a Mexican-Lebanese comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. Her silly and relatable content has been featured on the popular comedy platform WhoHaha, and she's also been a featured performer at premium festivals like Limestone and 10,000 Laughs. Kari also hosts the hilarious podcast 'Kari Assad: Ghost Detective,' where she breaks down real-life ghosting stories with guests to determine what really happened. When she's not on stage, you can find her borderline making out with your dog.

 
 
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I love Kari Assad’s stand up - Kari Assad’s Dad

Check out my headshots!

I’m a quiet girlfriend!

JK! But I can play one :) JK I won’t!

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I hear your girl likes bad boys ;)

hehehe!

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You got something on your face!

hahah nerd!

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Mixed babies got them high cheek bones :)

Suck it glass ceiling!

 

Representation
Almond Talent Agency

Height
5’2”

Weight
120

Hair Color
Black

Eye Color
Brown

For all bookings contact:

Acting: almondlac@gmail.com 

Stand up: kariassad@gmail.com

 
 
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